NO DISRESPECT TO THE MEN WE ALL LOVE BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS AND WAS SENT TO ME BY A FRIEND!!!! JUST SOMETHING TO MAKE THE WOMEN WHO READ IT LAUGH!

Further to the credo "Better Living Through Chemistry" ...
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.


EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you
of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till
they moved out!


ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.


PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before
an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
prevents conception.


DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.


FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and
the urge to flip off other drivers.


MENICILLIN
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "


BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,
duration, and credit limit of spending spree.


JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.


ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.


NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.

******Sent to me by my friend "Judy" and remember any of you who would like to see something posted on the Blog which you either wrote or found somwhere that might be of interest, or simply might make some of us laugh....you are more than welcome to hit the "EMAIL ME" tab down the page and I will review it and post it as long as it is in good taste and is not sexually explicit in nature or simply too vulgar for even me to stomach.  I know people who might want to have their children read some things on this blog and I definitely do not want the content to take a dive headfirst into the gutter, knowwhaddameanya'll?

Have a great and wonderful and blessed day to any of you who read this!